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| Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 | | 9:14 am |
Where's my rose !?
I was sitting at the drive thru (another drive thru story? Really?) at the China Chef (the only place I'll go for chicken fried rice, as it's the best in town), when the chick in the foolishly large SUV tosses a rose out of her window onto the ground. It was wrapped up in wax paper, but none the less, it looked new, and just bought. I had my awesome classical music up a bit loud, so I didn't hear if there was an argument, and by the time I reduced the volume the only thing I could hear her saying was ," Where's my rose ? Where's my rose" in a voice that sounded of sarcasm. I felt sorry for the guy in the seat next to her. I also felt sorry for the flower, so I hoodwinked it. | | Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 | | 5:42 am |
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I was going to give Rachel a gift using the "give gift" function (because I still have yet to explore or learn about anything on LJ other than posting things...), until I learned that it would cost me money... Sadly I hate Rachel, because she has a big head, and always talks mean about my large hair (which I can't help because it's a birth defect, yet she continues to make fun of me!), and flicks cold water at me, whenever we go out somewhere, and they give her a glass of water :( You'll never get a LJ gift from me! PS : When do I get my gift that you brought back from Chicago that you have now had in your possession for over 21 months? I would appreciate it, if you would bring it over, because I want to throw it on the ground in front of you, because I am always angry about something (I think)... PPS : I really won't throw it on the ground... I was just pretending, because jokes are fun :D PPPS : Or was I??? | | Monday, September 11th, 2006 | | 6:29 am |
NEVAR FORGET!!!!!!
I remember the day that the Twin Towers were owned by plans, and the world died inside... or some lame shit like that. I remember waking up earlier than normal. I didn't have to be at work till around 5ish, yet here I was... up at 10:30... then it hit me! THE FUCKING PRICE IS RIGHT IS GOING TO COME ON SOON!!!! WOOOOOTTT!!!!! GO PLINKO!!!! I turn on the TV, flip to the station... news report... lame. So I check the other stations for something else to watch besides news... they are also filling my tv full of lame news shit. I finally decide to watch just what's going on... Planes have slammed into the World Trade Center... AWESOME! Then they fell to the ground, and all the news casters kept using the world "literally" far too much. "The buildings where literally falling down around us..." yes jackasses we can see that, as you have provided us video of said buildings falling numerous times from different angles like a Hollywood film. I get to work, and find that they have a fucking TV set up to continuously watch the same shit over and over and over... I pretend like it's not there, and dodge the subject as I didn't give a rats ass. Finally first shift leaves, takes the TV, and all is well. Except for the fact that I didn't get to watch normal TV for like 10 days afterwards... how fucking lame. The tsunami was much more impressive...  | | Thursday, September 7th, 2006 | | 7:03 am |
El Pics!
I finally did it ... bitches... After damn near all night of fucking around with this phone I now can send and receive emails on it ;D Not only that, but I can also send pictures directly to flickr, at any time. I don't even know why that is important, but I was pissed off because I had no way of sharing photos with anyone outside of showing them the picture while it was still on my phone. Now I can take all sorts of pics, upload them on the fly, and arrange them on flickr from the phone, or wait till later, and do it from a computer. I would like to thank the entire Sprint PCS staff for making this about the most impossible task on the face of this fucking earth! Thank you for making your users have to create not one, not two, but THREE fucking passwords to their randomly strange different types of accounts! Hell there are FOUR passwords if you include the login to the picture mail service... Now complete digital takeover can be accomplished! I suppose I should share some of the random pics I've collected... so here goes...  Moth someone found at work that was a wide as my hand... This is what happens when someone messes up your order, but keeps on bringing you more and more messed up items out, without taking anything back... Fries for the whole family! I think it speaks for itself | | Sunday, August 13th, 2006 | | 6:18 am |
Don't be lazy
Good fucking lord people.. this is the last time I'm going to tell you ... If you are going to bake a cake... you HAVE to do the cooking by the book... morons... | | Friday, August 11th, 2006 | | 3:59 am |
Christmas time...
I think I've overstepped myself with all of this tom foolery... Perhaps being a hermit was not a bad thing after all. I'm not coming back out, till the world stops messing it up. I'll be like Jesus.. who by the way, will not be coming back till people stop wearing crucifixes... he doesn't want to see that shit any more! IT FUCKING HURT! blah blah blah , feelings , and stuff. Anger, I think, and probably a lot of fed up. Yes! My cat just stealth walked up behind me, and meowed... it was startling. I need to stop worrying... I need to take a walk... I need to make sure that the cat does not get on my bed... | | Thursday, July 6th, 2006 | | 7:26 am |
Oh Bushmills as I stagger!
Alright... Tom Waits is coming here August 7th at the Palace.. I'm going , and if anyone tries to stop me, they will be cut down. And on a very relevant side note : Simone... IF Tom Waits stays at your hotel... I want a damn autograph/picture/something, anything! Failure to procure said items will result in me telling Larry that you hate beer... he WILL shoot you with lasers... If he does however stay at your hotel, and you do get me something, I will be forever in your debt for like evar. That means you get unlimited access to the "Team Ruffian" , for any tasks that you may have, which require the special skills of a ruffian. Someone at work bothering? Solved! A ruffian will make a special quest appearance, at their house, and make them realize how valuable life is!!! I'll even throw in a kick ass pair of special shoes !!! Please no tricking me like last time either... I was in your debt for like 3 weeks before someone brought to my attention that "Prince" was not spelled "Prynce"... nor should it have been signed in crayon... ---------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ As for the rest of you people... Tom Waits tickets sure would make a good bday gift... WINK WINK | | Friday, June 30th, 2006 | | 5:21 pm |
| | 5:02 pm |
Rock show! This ain't no mother fuck'n talk show!
NIN is having a concert.. that is highly lame, however Peaches happens to be playing along with some other band that I could care less about... I've always wanted to go to a Peaches show... Why I enjoy her raunchy music... remains a mystery... perhaps I just want to see what else is in the Teaches of Peaches... God she is so unattractive... but she can make a catchy tune | | Thursday, June 29th, 2006 | | 6:47 am |
delirium sunrise...
So I discovered this morning at 6:30am that we have a very nice array of flowers in our backyard that I have never seen... Purples/whites/and pinks create this little corner of serene awesomeness. Now if I could only get rid of the damn airplanes... | | Saturday, June 24th, 2006 | | 1:44 am |
| | Friday, June 23rd, 2006 | | 7:05 am |
| | Monday, June 19th, 2006 | | 8:24 pm |
Same motherfuckin' shit... Bob George.. ain't that a bitch?
Girl, let me see U dance New coat, huh? That's nice Did U buy it? Yeah, right U seein' that rich motherfucker again U know who I'm talkin' about That slicked back paddy with all the gold in his mouth Don't got 2 play me 4 yesterday's fool Cuz I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week I'm sorry, baby, that's the rules I pay the rent in this raggedy motherfucker And all U do is suck up food and heat Say what? Oh yeah 4 someone who can't stand them TV dinners U sure eat enough of them motherfuckers Who bought U that diamond ring? Yeah, right Since when'd U have a job? U seein' that rich motherfucker again What's his name? Bob? Bob, ain't that a bitch? What's he do 4 a living? Manage rock stars? Who? Prince? Ain't that a bitch? That skinny motherfucker with the high voice Please, who do I look like, baby? Yesterday's fool? Don't U know I will kill U now? U're fuckin' right, I got a gun U think I don't? Then what's this? Oh, U quiet now, uh huh Little? Yeah, right It might be little but it's loud Yeah, right, mm hmm Now put that suitcase down and go in there And put on that new wig I bought U No no, no no, the reddish-brown one Bob, ain't that a bitch? Oh Gotcha Hey Bob, if U're out there, let me see U dance U said U was funky Come on Ain't that a bitch? Bob (Police :) Come out with your hands up I'll kick your ass (Police :) This is your last warning U think I won't? (Police :) Oh no, the nigger's got a laser (Police :) Let's get the hell outta here {Phone voice repeats "Operator, what city, please?"} Is Mr. George home? Hello, Mr. George? This is your conscience, motherfucker Why don't U leave motherfuckers alone? What's wrong with U? Well, why can't we just dance? Why can't we just dance? No, fuck that, fuck that! I don't talk about U, I don't talk about U U little almond-shaped head ass Who the fuck do U think this is? I'll kick your ass… twice! Bob, if U're out there, let me see U dance U said U were funky Come on B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what's it say? Same motherfuckin' shit Turn it out Bob, ain't that a bitch? | | Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 | | 2:51 am |
| | Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 | | 11:17 pm |
Oh it's true
There are a few things I've learned in life. #1 : Money can make you rich or poor based on how you use it. #2 : Girls need to like me a lot more, clearly... #3 : Louisville is #1 publico boring'o | | Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 | | 10:05 pm |
No one likes a hooker with 3 arms...
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